1. You bring soup to work in a mason jar because you ran out of tupperware (and eat it out of the jar also).
2. You are too cheap to buy a Halloween costume so you debate between...
a. wearing an apron and calling yourself a "housewife" or "baker"
b. wearing a robe and calling yourself a "housewife"
c. wear the same cat ears you wore as a 5th grader*
d. wearing your middle school band jacket and calling yourself a "Jr. Higher"
e. wearing your graduation gown (enough said)
f. wearing your graduation dress and calling yourself "Greek"
3. Your co-worker tells you you are.
*winner
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