...this is what I'd tweet:
@llison
Monday: Vacation lunch--worth every penny.
Tuesday: Just purchased 32,800 calories [80] worth of churros from Costco. Jamie Oliver would not be pleased.
Wednesday: Why I get paid the big bucks: rolling 2,000 pennies into teeny little wrappers. Filth.
...maybe I'd have a real twitter if I had real people to follow me.
P.S. Yes, I think I am funny.
I think you're funny too. I think you could gain a lot of followers. I think maybe there is someone in particular who might *trip* over your profile and find you fascinating. So do it.
ReplyDeleteI'd follow you! and you ARE funny. whether you think it or not. :)
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