I have a new theory. Three theories actually. Be it what they are, but these are theories that will 1) help you get (keep) friends, 2) bring joy to the world, 3) contribute to peace on earth, 4) make people love life (and themselves), and ultimately 5) bring good to the world. The possibilities are endless.
Theory # 1: Always tell your friends (and strangers?) that they should really go eat something...calling them "skinny bone jones" and/or telling them they are "too skinny" doesn't hurt either.
Theory #2: Always ask people if they've been working out. Even if the answer is "no", it's always a compliment to ask.
Theory #3: When all else fails, pick the weight you want to be (or used to be, or should be, or thought you were before you stepped on the scale the other day), print it on a label in big, bold letters, and stick it on the part of your scale that displays the number we are all so fearful of. This way, you will forever be the weight you want to be (or used to be, or should be, or thought you were before...well, you know).
Got more theories? Join me as I change the world. All theories welcome.
This made me smile and laugh outloud (in a good way). :)
ReplyDelete